[Incorrigible]

I said Bud Light!!!

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[Chickensoup]

Close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades.


I suppose one could make the case that this is the worlds biggest handgrenade.

[SpaceBar]

I am extremely skeptical about a decommissioned warhead going off in such circumstances. Arming codes with redundancies, last minute initiator settings, dial-in tritium boosters etc. Just doesn't seem likely that a nuke salvage and abatement team would find themselves in such a situation.