This was pretty funny.
Yesterday, I got into my eeeevil SUV, after I preheated it for about 5 minutes, and drove to the store and got a flat iron steak.
Stuffed it with mushrooms, onions, red peppers, and broiled it. The impact I had on the climate was well worth it :-)
You're making me hungry!!!!!
I read another post by you about the flat iron steak.
I'll do my part to eliminate as many of these gas producing, evil, bovine planet destroying, non-native creatures as I can.
Maybe then I'll qualify as an "environmentalist."