Just announced...
Jim Cantore will be sent to Mercury to determine the voracity of the next solar storm. He is expected to get there in about 6-12 months, which will be too late for this storm, but will be just right for the next one.
Mr. Cantore has been fitted with a special anti-radiation suit, and will be taking the last of the north pole icecaps with him to stay cool. I doubt he will wear the suit, though.
I think we both need therapy.LOL!