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Towels were wrapped around the dolphins' teeth


1 posted on 12/14/2006 3:10:33 AM PST by alnitak
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Admit it, you were hooked by the title.


2 posted on 12/14/2006 3:10:56 AM PST by alnitak ("That kid's about as sharp as a pound of wet liver" - Foghorn Leghorn)
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Huh...thats a diferent slant on things. bada bing
4 posted on 12/14/2006 3:31:42 AM PST by DainBramage
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To: alnitak; MotleyGirl70; Larry Lucido; Mr. Brightside

5 posted on 12/14/2006 3:57:23 AM PST by Cagey
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Just kidding, there is no such list!
Dolphin stomach cleaning by hand ping list

6 posted on 12/14/2006 4:01:20 AM PST by Bon mots
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To: alnitak

One thing wasn't clear: from which direction did he reach into the stomach?


7 posted on 12/14/2006 4:21:29 AM PST by Keli Kilohana (Editor, ZARR CHASM CHRONICAL [sic], Sore, WV)
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I was wondering where the world's tallest man lived.


8 posted on 12/14/2006 4:25:38 AM PST by caver (Yes, I did crawl out of a hole in the ground.)
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I wonder if he could adjust the valves on a car by reaching up the tailpipe?


13 posted on 12/14/2006 5:01:06 AM PST by Retired Chemist
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Mongolian herdsman? Obviously unlicensed and unqualified. I hope the greenie-weenies pillory this uncaring exploiter of wildlife. Bet he even holds doors open for women.
19 posted on 12/14/2006 5:19:32 AM PST by Tulsa Brian (...Meet me, baby, down on Forty Fifth Street...)
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That guy is so tall he has to climb a ladder to shave.


20 posted on 12/14/2006 5:19:41 AM PST by Manic_Episode (Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps...)
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To: alnitak
What, George Costanza wasn't available?


26 posted on 12/14/2006 5:46:48 AM PST by BufordP ("Every morning I start my day with juice, toast, and a big bowl of Baby Crunch!" -- Michael J. Fox)
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So, I'm wondering; what if they could only get the world's smallest man? Could they have sent him spelunking with a wee mop and tiny bucket?
38 posted on 12/14/2006 8:30:27 AM PST by Spruce
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That fellow looks like an alien. I wonder if he's some sort of human-alien hybrid?

http://www.alienshift.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/TalllWhites.jpg


48 posted on 12/15/2006 4:53:10 AM PST by Renfield
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World's tallest or world's ugliest man?


49 posted on 12/15/2006 5:04:04 AM PST by aruanan
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