And since this thread would be worthless...
Towels were wrapped around the dolphins' teeth
1 posted on
12/14/2006 3:10:33 AM PST by
alnitak
Admit it, you were hooked by the title.
2 posted on
12/14/2006 3:10:56 AM PST by
alnitak
("That kid's about as sharp as a pound of wet liver" - Foghorn Leghorn)
To: alnitak
Huh...thats a diferent slant on things. bada bing
To: alnitak; MotleyGirl70; Larry Lucido; Mr. Brightside
5 posted on
12/14/2006 3:57:23 AM PST by
Cagey
To: alnitak
6 posted on
12/14/2006 4:01:20 AM PST by
Bon mots
To: alnitak
One thing wasn't clear: from which direction did he reach into the stomach?
7 posted on
12/14/2006 4:21:29 AM PST by
Keli Kilohana
(Editor, ZARR CHASM CHRONICAL [sic], Sore, WV)
To: alnitak
I was wondering where the world's tallest man lived.
8 posted on
12/14/2006 4:25:38 AM PST by
caver
(Yes, I did crawl out of a hole in the ground.)
To: alnitak
I wonder if he could adjust the valves on a car by reaching up the tailpipe?
To: alnitak
Mongolian herdsman? Obviously unlicensed and unqualified. I hope the greenie-weenies pillory this uncaring exploiter of wildlife. Bet he even holds doors open for women.
19 posted on
12/14/2006 5:19:32 AM PST by
Tulsa Brian
(...Meet me, baby, down on Forty Fifth Street...)
To: alnitak
That guy is so tall he has to climb a ladder to shave.
20 posted on
12/14/2006 5:19:41 AM PST by
Manic_Episode
(Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps...)
To: alnitak
What, George Costanza wasn't available?
26 posted on
12/14/2006 5:46:48 AM PST by
BufordP
("Every morning I start my day with juice, toast, and a big bowl of Baby Crunch!" -- Michael J. Fox)
To: alnitak
So, I'm wondering; what if they could only get the world's smallest man? Could they have sent him spelunking with a wee mop and tiny bucket?
38 posted on
12/14/2006 8:30:27 AM PST by
Spruce
To: alnitak
48 posted on
12/15/2006 4:53:10 AM PST by
Renfield
To: alnitak
World's tallest or world's ugliest man?
49 posted on
12/15/2006 5:04:04 AM PST by
aruanan
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