Sexy Rock Star Obama Whines About His Ears (Rush On Hillary, Obama And MoDow Alert)

Rush Limbaugh.com ^ | 12/13/2006 | Rush Limbaugh

[goldstategop]

Rush had some good stuff about the Democratic front runners Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama today. His funny digs at Maureen Dowd - better known as MoDow to Freepers - is well worth the read. Enjoy!

"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." -Manuel II Paleologus

[Darkwolf377]

Obama looks like a little kid--Erkel's big brother, maybe--but he connects with the audience, probably because all these audiences care about is this Media-created 'rock star' BS.

HRC is starting to realize that no matter how much she's tried to create an image, you simply cannot create chemistry. She will be pulling out a lot of dirt to take Barak Hussein Obama down.

[NutCrackerBoy]

That's pretty good dishin' from the Rush-meister.

[HarleyLady27]

"Sexy Rock Star"?????????????

Your kidding, right??????????

[visualops]

Unless she wants him as a running mate, lets him deflect any extra attention while she just kinda bobs along to the White House like a parade float.

[Charles Henrickson]

COX (montage): He is a rock star! He hasn't gone old for us! Uh, he hasn't developed into some joke that he tells over and over! He's the neeeew, vaguely exotic foreign exchange student! He's the sexiest of the new people! We talk about him being vaguely exotic... Sexy and rock star! ... Drop dead sex appeal! He's someone who you want to follow! Suuuure, I like Obama, too! I actually was at a cocktail party where Barack was! Talk about sexy! He's so young! It's the first blush... Obama can do no wrong! Sexy! Sexy! Sexy!

I DON'T KNOW WHY I LOVE HIM
(From the musical, "Barack Obama Superstar")
Tune: "I Don't Know How to Love Him"

I don't know why I love him,
My Barack, my Obama;
I've been charmed, yes really charmed,
By his trim physique, so slim and sleek--
I'm awed by his mystique.

I don't know why he's running,
I don't see any substance;
No real plan, flash in the pan,
And I've heard such empty words before
That when I close my eyes
He's just a bore.

But I like his face,
And I like his voice;
Makes my heartbeat race!
Makes me feel all moist!
I never thought I'd come to this:
Obama is my choice.

Don't you think it's rather shallow
I should vote for this fellow?
I'm the one who's always been
So pure, so pissed, so feminist;
I don't need men, oh no--
He scares me so.

But I like his face,
And I like his voice;
Makes my heartbeat race!
Makes me feel all moist!
I never thought I'd come to this:
Obama is my choice.

Yet, like in a romance novel,
I'm in love with a male model;
I've got to look! He signed my book!
My heart runs wild! I'll bear his child!
I want the world to know:
He's my "Big O"!
Obama, go!
I love you so!

[Darkwolf377]

Good point. Together they would be a dream team for the party of judging people by their gender/color of their skin, as opposed to the content of their character.

[Irene Adler]

Hillary is not disciplined. She's a self-centered, arrogant, cold fish. The press likes to pretend that those qualities in Hillary constitute "discipline". If you think the press worked overtime to make those two dumb loons, algore and lurch, seem normal (not to mention incredibly intelligent), just wait till you see how they beat themselves up to make Hillary seem human. We've already been treated to years of "the smartest woman on planet earth". It will be fascinating to see how the press twists itself inside out to make Hillary seem to have a heart.

[Michael.SF.]

Hillary is not disciplined. She's a self-centered, arrogant, cold fish.

Those adjectives are not contradictory. She can be all of the above. I would say she is very disciplined in that her march towards the White House began when she was in college and was astute enough to pick Bill Clinton as a man whose coattails she could ride to fame and power.

She was disciplined enough to:

** change her name (long after she had married) to Mrs. Clinton, because not doing so could hurt her goals.

** remain married to a man who was a known philanderer who had multiple affairs while governor and President.

** Protect him against charges from women who sought to expose him for what he was (referring to her discussions with Juanita Broadrick after he raped her).

** live in a backwater state like Arkansas (her description not mine) because it was the means to an end.

I believe you have seriously underestimated this shrewed conniving woman.

[unspun]

Oh my.

If you post the song as a .wav or You Tube file, I'm all ears.

[aruanan]

What big ears? He looks winsome like N!xau in The Gods Must Be Crazy. But pork him up like the trans-fatty Algore and let him sound like Jesse Jackson and see what kind of support he'd garner.

[aruanan]

Actually, in that picture he looks a little like a black Eddie Haskell.

[A'elian' nation]

Fantastisch ! Wunderbar !

You really have a way with a lyric.
Amazing how just the right words
capture the inanity of some voters
and the empty suits of some candidates.


That was a joy to sing-along-to. Thanks

[DH]

Ears? Come to think about it...it does look like he has "Moon Bat" ears.

[mouser]

With those ears I thought he looked a little well a lot like Ross Perot.
Actually looking at pictures of the two of them inquiring minds want to know.

[Drumbo]

"Barack Hussain O'Dumbo" ~ Rush Limbaugh

[NeoCaveman]

Dang, that was quick.

[HighWheeler]

"OBAMA (off mic): You talked about my ears, and I just want to put you on notice: I'm very sensitive about -- What at I told them was, ''I was teased relentlessly when I was a kid about my big ears.'"

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What's this arrogant jackass going to do when some editorial cartoonists depict him as a chimp with his big ears, the way they do with Bush?

Like this:

[xroadie]

You're killing me!
I don't know which I like more, your lyrics, or your tagline!

[octobersky]

Very good!