Wonder what he tripped on?
soap
The soap?
tripped on the soap and fell onto a shiv.
I bet it went something like this: "Hey you. Get up. Alright, Charlie why don't you go find a medic cause he looks dead to me."
"And on your way make sure you pick up plenty of sharpened pencils and some extra paper so we can write this up. Make sure you don't have to go to the bathroom or anything 'cause we may be here a while. Naw it's alright I'll wait here and secure the scene."
"Isn't it time for your mandatory safety break? We don't want to break any Union rules so go ahead and take it."
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