No way in hell can I hear your accent from reading your sentences. I'm just being truthful about my perception of the culture in north Texas. Where in hell do y'all get those accents?!? WTF? How does this happen? Is it a paralysis of the tongue from genetics or pollution? Seriously, I do not understand it at all. I just could not stand DFW after one night, and knew for a fact I would not fit in without trying to sound like an idiot. I'm sorry for being truthful, but Austin is the only place I've found in Texas where I can speak normally and be respected.
"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." -Manuel II Paleologus
You may want to stay in Austin. You would never survive outside the city limits with your attitude.