You are one creative dude. ;o)
BTW, I am a semite....in the exteme.
I am a Christian.
Thanks! Years ago, got into a limerick-contest with 'doug from upland' (he kicked my ass), and a parody of 'My Way' with Leni (Minute Gal) about 'egrets' (she's got 'em in her yard too), that lasted for a week.
Wish I could find those in the archives, but alas, I think they're gone. Stay well, babe..................FRegards