I actually played Dr. Grimwig in a full scale production of Oliver.
But you aren't a doctor, you only play one.
"I've somewhat abused him, but I cannot control myself or him," the ad read. "I have mental problems. DCF (The Department of Children & Families) won't remove him."
Unsubstantiated statements made public like this are damaging to the reputation of what appears [on investigation] to be a perfectly normal woman.
He should be castrated.