[RGSpincich]

Jimmy Carter Announces Funeral Plans...

Talk is cheap, Jimma. Just do it.

[SMM48]

I'm surprised the Sierra Club or Greenpeace would allow this. If you stick him in the dirt, wouldn't that be considered polluting the earth? If he is buried at sea, that would surely be considered pollution. Send his stinkin remains to Venezuela.

[Phsstpok]

Remember the days when Billy was the embarrassing Carter?

That is a great line.  He must consider it stolen.

 

[Aquinasfan]

Why Jimmy Carter would want to be buried in foreign soil is anybody’s guess...

Carter wants to be buried in front of his home in Plains, Georgia.

OK, what am I missing? Is Georgia a foreign country now?

[veronica]

Hilarious. Great post!

[NeoCaveman]

Sounds good can we bury this afternoon?

[MadIvan]

If Ford had won in 1976, we would have been spared tremendous pain - namely the Islamic Revolution in Iran - Ford would likely have bolstered the Shah, not abandoned him.

This is instructive - don't ever thing that it doesn't matter if the Democrats win. It does. We are still paying a price around the world because they did.

Regards, Ivan

[DUH]

OK OK OK ... I know the expense and all of the spectacular problems ... however, flushing his cremated remains out of the space shutte waste dump would be a fitting tribute to nearly flushing America down the tubes.

ok ... just put his remains in a generic plastic bag ... attach a little soviet flag, show a little moon picture for conceptual purposes and let them fly out of the cargo bay ... one day they'll only be a barely .0005 nano second (most likely faster ... you know, comedic purposes) microscopic flash in the atmosphere. A non-event ... just like his presidency.

[lwd]

I don't believe hemorriods occur on the cheek of ones butt. The rest of the article I agree with.

[attiladhun2]

I suggest that anywhere they plant this wicked old buzzard's carcase, they put a urinal over that spot, because I have a feeling it will be used as a urinal in any case.