Lessons Learned From Pearl Harbor (Chuck Norris On The Present Danger Then And Now Alert)

Worldnetdaily.com ^ | 12/04/2006 | Chuck Norris

[goldstategop]

This December 7th will be the 65th anniversary of the attack on Pearl Harbor. It was the day that in President Franklin Delano Roosevelt's now immortal words, "a date which will live in infamy." The renowned Chuck Norris presents us with some lessons on the present danger then and now. We're still at war.

"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." -Manuel II Paleologus

[dcrider182]

I really wish this man would run for public office.. He is such a strong person and brings a strength and confidence where ever he goes.

~D

[goldstategop]

You mean for President? I don't think the country wants yet another President from the Lone Star State.

"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." -Manuel II Paleologus

[Christian4Bush]

Chuck Norris BUMP

[goldstategop]

This is a good one, somehow apopros for this thread:

After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. His reasoning? It was more "humane".

"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." -Manuel II Paleologus

[goldstategop]

Inspired, I guess by a Freeper:

All your base belongs to Chuck Norris.

"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." -Manuel II Paleologus

[wodinoneeye]

Unfortunately alot of libs went to sleep almost immediately after 9/11 with great encouragement by the leftards.

Since most large cities are Dem/lib/socialist bastions, it is likely that we will sometime in the future suffer a major attack and then be hearing shriekings of 'save us from these evil murderers' and the libtards wont then be talking about Republicans.


Saying 'we told you so' then will do little good, as they have their heads planted deep in the sands of lies, complacency and delusion now.

[Squeako]

Chuck Norris doesn't blow smoke rings, he blows mushroom clouds.

[libertylover]

My last name is Norris as well and Chuck makes me even more proud of it.

[fleagle]

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

[nonliberal]

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be just seconds away from death.

[fleagle]

Indeed.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

[nonliberal]

Chuck Norris does not go hunting. Hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

[Zack Nguyen]

When Chuck Norris goes swimming, he does not get wet. The water gets Chuck Norrised.

[nonliberal]

Someone suggested to Chuck Norris that a roundhouse kick may not be the best way to defeat an enemy. That has been recorded as the worst mistake ever made.

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

[fleagle]

"Someone suggested to Chuck Norris that a roundhouse kick may not be the best way to defeat an enemy. That has been recorded as the worst mistake ever made."

So good it needed to be repeated...

[nonliberal]

Chuck Norris is the embodiment of the Heidelberg Uncertainty Principle. You never know how or where Chuck Norris is going to roundhouse kick you in the face.

[fleagle]

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds till what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

[nonliberal]

Chuck Norris is one-eigth Cherokee. That has nothing to do with ancestry, the guy ate a f--king Indian!!

[fleagle]

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.