[libertylover]

Sounds like the White House Xmas tree when Clinton was president.

For those who thought Paleio Conservative was joking, (s)he was not. This is documented in David Aldrich's book, An FBI Agent In The Clinton White House

(Apologies if I misspelled the author's name or have the title slightly wrong-can't see my copy right off.)

[AuH2ORepublican]

The ex-FBI agent is called Gary Aldrich (not 100% sure about the spelling), and his book about the Clinton White House (which includes the section about the Christmas tree being "decorated" with prophylactics) is called "Unlimited Access."

[Quilla]

I happen to have a copy of Aldrich's Unlimited Access in my office. Here are a few snips from the relevant section:

""Gary, come here, look at this!" It was a mobile of twelve lords a-leaping. They were leaping all right. The ornament consisted of tiny clay male figurines. Each was naked and had a large erection. My friend said, "Whoops!" and he dropped it on the floor."

"Three French hens were French-kissing in a menage a trois. So many of the ornaments didn't celebrate Christmas as much at[s] they celebrated sex, drugs, and rock and roll."

"I went over to one of the tables I hadn't looked at yet. What's this? Of course. Two turtle doves, but they didn't have shells this time - they were joined together in an act of bird fornication."