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John Kerry: Dead But Too Dumb To Lie Down
MND ^ | December 02, 2006 | Doug Powers

Posted on 12/03/2006 3:35:19 PM PST by Nasty McPhilthy

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To: Nasty McPhilthy

Mass Congresscritter Marty Meehan is licking his chops at getting a Senate seat - the only question is whether Kennedy dies first from some kind of massive health problem or Kerry just becomes unelectable.


21 posted on 12/03/2006 4:29:41 PM PST by NewHampshireDuo
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To: Nasty McPhilthy
...but, just like an Ike Turner apology, it’s tough to accept because you know that, tomorrow, another slap is coming.

Oooh, ouch, that hurt!

22 posted on 12/03/2006 4:34:06 PM PST by pray4liberty (School District horrors: http://totallyunjust.tripod.com)
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To: All

A minor technical correction. George Bush was in the Texas Air National Guard. This is like a farm team for the US Air Force. The National Guard is tied in with the Army. The USNR, US Naval Reserve, which Kerry was commissioned in, is like a farm team for the USN.

At the time when I was subject to the draft and subsequently enlisted in the Navy, it was nearly impossible to enlist in the USNR, the same as it was nearly impossible to enlist in the National Guard. The TANG was a different story. I do not know the level of difficulty for taking a commission in the USNR.

The point is that Bush and Kerry were reservists. Kerry was obligated for two years active duty as part of his contract. He got an early out. Bush did approximately the same amount of time training for TANG.

You folks are doing a great job exposing the left wing and the drive by media. As an ex-sailor, I thank you for your service to our country.


23 posted on 12/03/2006 4:41:46 PM PST by puslinger
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To: NewHampshireDuo
...the only question is whether Kennedy dies first from some kind of massive health problem or Kerry just becomes unelectable.

Kennedy will never die, he's too well "preserved".

As far as Kerry becoming "unelectable", I don't think that is possible with the electorate of Massachusetts...I mean, they have elected and repeatedly reelected these two mental midgets for years....

24 posted on 12/03/2006 4:46:21 PM PST by dirtbiker (I've tried to see the liberal point of view, but I couldn't get my head up my a$$....)
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To: Nasty McPhilthy

Politics sometimes doesn't make a lot of sense, especially in Massachusetts. You wouldn't figure a feller who drowned a young woman in his car in a drunken stupor would be able to achieve the status of Senator For Life, would you?


25 posted on 12/03/2006 4:49:14 PM PST by Billthedrill
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To: dirtbiker
John Kerry (who served in Vietnam) has all the personality of a stump, and most the brains of one as well...

That's a huge insult to stumps everywhere.

26 posted on 12/03/2006 4:50:15 PM PST by Veggie Todd (Were those magic grits?)
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To: 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub; MoJo2001
Heinz-Kerry later said she was sorry, but, just like an Ike Turner apology, it’s tough to accept because you know that, tomorrow, another slap is coming.

Whoa, BRUTAL!!! I love it!

I rate this article Tonk-safe and think it will actually speed his recovery.

27 posted on 12/03/2006 5:11:20 PM PST by NonValueAdded (Prayers for our patriot brother, 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub. Brian, we're all pulling for you!)
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To: Veggie Todd

Kerry is the new definition of "Stump-Broke".


28 posted on 12/03/2006 5:12:17 PM PST by Nasty McPhilthy (Those who beat their swords into plow shears….will plow for those who don’t.)
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To: NewHampshireDuo
...the only question is whether Kennedy dies first from some kind of massive health problem or Kerry just becomes unelectable.

In Massachusettes, Kerry will become unelectable six weeks after he's assumed room temperature. Even then, some voters will waver...

29 posted on 12/03/2006 5:12:21 PM PST by COBOL2Java ("No stronger retrograde force exists in the world" - Winston Churchill on Islam)
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To: Checkers
Did you know John Kerry served in Vietnam?

Yes, it's burned...BURNED in my memory!

30 posted on 12/03/2006 5:17:13 PM PST by nopendejos
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To: Nasty McPhilthy
Teresa Heinz Kerry managed to rank just below “genital warts.”

Was she having sex with Kermit?

31 posted on 12/03/2006 5:33:23 PM PST by Cobra64 (Why is the War on Terror being managed by the DEFENSE Department?)
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To: Beagle8U

Just fill in a democrat woman's name. The Beast comes to mind.


32 posted on 12/03/2006 5:38:18 PM PST by Cobra64 (Why is the War on Terror being managed by the DEFENSE Department?)
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To: Veggie Todd
That's a huge insult to stumps everywhere.

I know, but it was either the stumps or the fenceposts, and I have more respect for fenceposts....

33 posted on 12/03/2006 5:40:16 PM PST by dirtbiker (I've tried to see the liberal point of view, but I couldn't get my head up my a$$....)
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To: Checkers
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34 posted on 12/03/2006 5:41:28 PM PST by Nasty McPhilthy (Those who beat their swords into plow shears….will plow for those who don’t.)
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To: dirtbiker
As far as Kerry becoming "unelectable", I don't think that is possible with the electorate of Massachusetts...I mean, they have elected and repeatedly reelected these two mental midgets for years....

These guys?


35 posted on 12/03/2006 5:46:30 PM PST by Cobra64 (Why is the War on Terror being managed by the DEFENSE Department?)
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To: Nasty McPhilthy
was like adding salt to caviar.

Just one of several LOL salty comments! Thanks, I needed that.

36 posted on 12/03/2006 5:46:46 PM PST by mombonn (God is looking for spiritual fruit, not religious nuts.)
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To: Nasty McPhilthy
“Commies: Dead but too dumb to lie down.”

Think PJ got that wrong

They are alive and well in the US of A
37 posted on 12/03/2006 5:48:24 PM PST by uncbob
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To: Nasty McPhilthy
Kerry lost the election all by himself with his arrogance.

Just a few of the highlights:

-- Kerry poses in paper suit at NASA. After realizing pictures make him look silly, he decides not to chuckle over it with the rest of the country until the unintended comedy dies down after a day or two, but instead falsely accuses NASA of conspiring to take unflattering pictures and put them on their official website without his knowledge or permission. Instead of looking a little silly for a few days, Kerry makes himself into a liar who blames others for his misfortune.

--- Kerry dresses in camo and walks into a store and asks the cashier, "Ken I git me a hunting license here?" He then spends next few weeks trying to appeal to us boobs in middle America by acting just like us; crawling around in the mud with a rifle searching for ducks to shoot by day and going to church preaching from the Bible and telling us all about Jesus' example by night.

-- Kerry goes snowboarding and falls down six times. One of those times was when he overtook and collided with a secret service agent there to guard his life, after which he yelled at the agent and called him a "son of a bitch". When asked about the incident Kerry explained that he was run over and that he never falls down.
38 posted on 12/03/2006 5:48:25 PM PST by spinestein (There is no pile of pennies so large that I won't throw two more on top.)
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To: Nasty McPhilthy
Frankly, on the likability scale, Teresa Heinz Kerry managed to rank just below “genital warts.” Preposterous elitist meanderings, such as saying that Laura Bush has “never had a real job“ must have made teachers, librarians and mothers everywhere rejoice to discover they’ve never had to work in their lives. Heinz-Kerry later said she was sorry, but, just like an Ike Turner apology, it’s tough to accept because you know that, tomorrow, another slap is coming.

LOL

39 posted on 12/03/2006 5:48:53 PM PST by GOPJ (Male homosexuality is more dangerous than white bread, transfats, being overweight and SUV's togethe)
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To: goldstategop
He still has all the personality of a dead horse as well as the gift of being able to stick his foot in his mouth on inopportune occasions. Its uncanny the French Poodle is so accident prone.

And if it wasn't for the Swift Boat Vets he would be president
40 posted on 12/03/2006 5:50:12 PM PST by uncbob
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