[Chickensoup]

Tastes like Long Pork.

Enlighten me please.

[Centurion2000]

Tastes like Long Pork.
Enlighten me please.

Long Pork is a colloquialism for Human Meat.

Tastes like Long Pork = Tastes like Human Meat

[SIDENET]

"Long Pork" was what cannabalistic islanders somewhere called human meat because people supposedly taste like pork.

Sorry for the lack of detail, but I heard this back when I was a kid.

[MeanWestTexan]

"Longpork" is "polynesian" (rather overbroad statement, there) for human meat.

There are numerous reports of various former cannibalistic islanders, when encountering SPAM for the first time, who consistently reported that SPAM tasted like longpork.

SPAM remains extremely popular in the islands --- in part for this reason, perhaps, or, more likely because, given the islands' remoteness and questionable electricity, potted meat is a necessary part of the diet.