Very helpful and original....
Audi-
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
BMW -
Bought My Wife
Brutal Money Waster
Honda -
Had One Never Did Again
Toyota -
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
VW -
Virtually Worthless
Hey, if you got stuck with one of those sick jokes called the Tempo, that's exactly what you had to do...