To: SmithL
Maybe the Bureau of Printing and Engraving should embed a microchip so that the Presidents and other famous people on money could fart a distinctive tune. Washington could be "Yankee Doodle," Lincoln "The Battle Hymn of the Republic,' Jackson "The Battle of New Orleans," and Grant, "Whiskey for my Men and Beer for My Horses."
I'm still working on Jefferson, Hamilton and Franklin.
14 posted on
11/28/2006 1:42:11 PM PST by
CholeraJoe
(Spork weasels ain't afraid of nuthin' but running out of sardines.)
To: CholeraJoe
Maybe the Bureau of Printing and Engraving should embed a microchip so that the Presidents and other famous people on money could fart a distinctive tune. Washington could be "Yankee Doodle," Lincoln "The Battle Hymn of the Republic,' Jackson "The Battle of New Orleans," and Grant, "Whiskey for my Men and Beer for My Horses."
I'm still working on Jefferson, Hamilton and Franklin. Hamilton: "Hit Me With Your Best Shot"
Franklin: "Midnight Lightning"
Still working on Jefferson.
34 posted on
11/28/2006 1:54:59 PM PST by
steve-b
(It's hard to be religious when certain people don't get struck by lightning.)
To: CholeraJoe
90 posted on
11/28/2006 2:15:30 PM PST by
wouldntbprudent
(If you can: Contribute more (babies) to the next generation of God-fearing American Patriots!)
To: CholeraJoe
Jefferson was an excellent violinist. Any of the popular French dance tunes of the day would do.
96 posted on
11/28/2006 2:17:03 PM PST by
RightWhale
(RTRA DLQS GSCW)
To: CholeraJoe
Maybe the Bureau of Printing and Engraving should embed a microchip so that the Presidents and other famous people on money could fart a distinctive tune. Washington could be "Yankee Doodle," Lincoln "The Battle Hymn of the Republic,' Jackson "The Battle of New Orleans," and Grant, "Whiskey for my Men and Beer for My Horses." Jefferson: "Brown Sugar"
134 posted on
11/28/2006 2:29:12 PM PST by
JustaCowgirl
(Democrats support a fair voting process in the same way they 'support' the troops.)
To: CholeraJoe
I'm still working on Jefferson, Hamilton and Franklin. For Jefferson "The nickel song" by Melanie or "Music! Music! Music!" (Put Another Nickel In).
136 posted on
11/28/2006 2:29:47 PM PST by
higgmeister
(In the Shadow of The Big Chicken!)
To: CholeraJoe
I'm still working on Jefferson, Hamilton and Franklin. For Franklin, "Let's Go Fly a Kite!"
141 posted on
11/28/2006 2:31:10 PM PST by
higgmeister
(In the Shadow of The Big Chicken!)
To: CholeraJoe
I'm still working on Jefferson, Hamilton and Franklin. For Franklin, "Let's Go Fly a Kite!"
143 posted on
11/28/2006 2:31:18 PM PST by
higgmeister
(In the Shadow of The Big Chicken!)
To: CholeraJoe
I'm still working on Jefferson, Hamilton and Franklin. For Hamilton, "Pack up your troubles" (in you old kit bag and smile brother smile)
164 posted on
11/28/2006 2:37:40 PM PST by
higgmeister
(In the Shadow of The Big Chicken!)
To: CholeraJoe
"Maybe the Bureau of Printing and Engraving should embed a microchip so that the Presidents and other famous people on money could fart a distinctive tune."I think you're seriously onto something........but in what key? This judge will bitch that the deaf can't......well................back to the drawing board.
To: CholeraJoe
For Jefferson,
Revolution by The Beatles.
-PJ
To: CholeraJoe
201 posted on
11/28/2006 2:56:58 PM PST by
brityank
(The more I learn about the Constitution, the more I realise this Government is UNconstitutional.)
To: CholeraJoe; NormsRevenge; tubebender; B4Ranch; Pete-R-Bilt; WestCoastGal; Brad's Gramma; ...
To: CholeraJoe
I'm still working on Jefferson, Hamilton and Franklin.
Better one than posted so far:
Franklin: Lou Christie, "Lightning Strikes" (Me Again)
224 posted on
11/28/2006 3:37:19 PM PST by
UnbelievingScumOnTheOtherSide
(Give Them Liberty Or Give Them Death! - IT'S ISLAM, STUPID! - Islam Delenda Est! - Rumble thee forth)
To: CholeraJoe
How about B.J. Clinton?? That should be a tough one for you! (sarq)
To: CholeraJoe
Jefferson - Carry Me back to Old Virginny
256 posted on
11/28/2006 4:44:40 PM PST by
snippy_about_it
(Fall in --> The FReeper Foxhole. America's History. America's Soul. WWPD (what would Patton do))
To: CholeraJoe
Jefferson - Brown Sugar; Hamilton - "I fought the law and the law won"; Franklin - "She blinded me with science"
To: CholeraJoe
Franklin: thank heaven for little girls
Hamilton: bang, bang, they shot me down
Jefferson: love child
317 posted on
11/29/2006 5:07:07 AM PST by
NonValueAdded
(Prayers for our patriot brother, 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub. Brian, we're all pulling for you!)
To: CholeraJoe
Maybe the Bureau of Printing and Engraving should embed a microchip so that the Presidents and other famous people on money could fart a distinctive tune. Washington could be "Yankee Doodle," Lincoln "The Battle Hymn of the Republic,' Jackson "The Battle of New Orleans," and Grant, "Whiskey for my Men and Beer for My Horses." I'm still working on Jefferson, Hamilton and Franklin.
Franklin, Weird Science.
327 posted on
11/29/2006 8:54:22 AM PST by
mountn man
(The pleasure you get from life, is equal to the attitude you put into it.)
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