To: CholeraJoe
Maybe the Bureau of Printing and Engraving should embed a microchip so that the Presidents and other famous people on money could fart a distinctive tune. Washington could be "Yankee Doodle," Lincoln "The Battle Hymn of the Republic,' Jackson "The Battle of New Orleans," and Grant, "Whiskey for my Men and Beer for My Horses."
I'm still working on Jefferson, Hamilton and Franklin. Hamilton: "Hit Me With Your Best Shot"
Franklin: "Midnight Lightning"
Still working on Jefferson.
34 posted on
11/28/2006 1:54:59 PM PST by
steve-b
(It's hard to be religious when certain people don't get struck by lightning.)
To: steve-b
Good ones on Hamilton and Franklin.
Still working on Jefferson.
Theme from the "Jeffersons (Movin' on Up.)"
46 posted on
11/28/2006 1:59:23 PM PST by
CholeraJoe
(Spork weasels ain't afraid of nuthin' but running out of sardines.)
To: steve-b
>> Still working on Jefferson. <<
White Rabbit?
60 posted on
11/28/2006 2:06:36 PM PST by
dangus
(Pope calls Islam violent; Millions of Moslems demonstrate)
To: CholeraJoe; steve-b; dangus
Still working on Jefferson.Lay Down, Sally?
69 posted on
11/28/2006 2:09:31 PM PST by
SmithL
(Where are we going? . . . . And why are we in this handbasket????)
To: steve-b
To: steve-b
77 posted on
11/28/2006 2:11:52 PM PST by
massgopguy
(I owe everything to George Bailey)
To: steve-b
Still working on Jefferson. REALLY? Puh-leaze. "Well, we're movin' on up..."
79 posted on
11/28/2006 2:12:30 PM PST by
ichabod1
(Democracy = Anarchy)
To: steve-b; CholeraJoe
"Still working on Jefferson.""Love Child" by the Supremes?
To: steve-b
Still working on Jefferson. "White Rabbit"
"Movin' On Up"
254 posted on
11/28/2006 4:37:55 PM PST by
LexBaird
(98% satisfaction guaranteed. There's just no pleasing some people.)
To: steve-b
Hamilton: "Hit Me With Your Best Shot"
Franklin: "Midnight Lightning"
Still working on Jefferson. So far, so good. Let's see ... Jefferson ... Jefferson ... I've got it!
--> Brown Sugar.
re: Sally Hemmings
To: steve-b
Jefferson: Movin' on Up (To the East Side)
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