http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/wec.shtml
Now thats funny. But, I still don't know about being anywhere near these puppies. They sound like lawsuit magnets.
Warning: Even though these microwaves are about as harmful as the leakage from an ordinary microwave oven (not much), do not put computers, televisions, other sensitive electrical equipment, food, liquids, paper, glass, flammable substances, magnets, or living things in between the base and satellite units. Just in case.