[GSlob]

Rule # 1.: Not a single word passing the lips of a kegebun can be trusted. This includes the pauses they have to make to catch their breath or to swallow the accumulated saliva - these pauses cannot be trusted either.
Rule # 2.: Not a single constructive deed by a kegebun [in their destructive capacities one could place full faith] can be trusted either. For example, if a kegebun malingers a suicide, one is to mistrust it and ought to make sure by double tapping the malingerer in the head.
Rule # 3.: For the purposes of Rules 1 and 2 the kegebuns are those directly involved with the infamous organization, its predecessors, successors, creditors, debtors and assignees [collectively, "KGB"], and anyone identifying with, or pushing, the agenda of the said organization.

[M. Espinola]

The kegebun lurking on this thread is following the official rules, but he sounds so much like another well known Comrade.