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[Admin Moderator]

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[nopardons]

I LOVE "spotted Dick" and take it from me, it tastes YUMMY!

You can buy it in a can? YUCK

[nopardons]

No, no, nooooooooooooooooo....they're bivalve mollusks! :-)

[nopardons]

Oh oh...we're playing "mine is bigger than yours is", are we? LOL

Oh yeah, sure, right..."blue hair". LOL

[Repub4bush]

Donations

-A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on US 95 south, just outside of Washington , Nothing is moving north or south.

-Suddenly a man knocks on his window.

-The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened?" "What's the hold up?"

-"Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Ted Kennedy, Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, Barbara Boxer and John Kerry.

-They are asking for a $10 million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection."

The driver asks, "On average how much is everyone giving?"

"About a gallon."

OUCH! LOL

I just got back home and missed all the fun here after I left....LOL

[Txsleuth]

LOL..great joke...

I was just on the kristinn thread...have you seen it?

[Repub4bush]

A new one? I haven't been home that long tonight.

[GretchenM]

Sounds like you have a great sense of humor ... and taste! I was hoping that what I typed about Ivar's would give you something to think / smile about when you're being ribbed. ;-) Just keep that dancin' clam in mind.

And if you ever get to the greater Puget Sound area, you'll know of some fine dockside eateries to visit.

[nopardons]

Old joke, but still funny! LOL

Better late than never and thanks for the giggle. :-)

[BobS]

"no i googled it"

Good concept for a woman's T-shirt:) A woman can tell a guy to read her titties when she isn't in the mood:) Very good! LOL!

[Repub4bush]

Yeah I know it's old, but I had forgotten too, and died laughing when I got it in an email today...

Some jokes are just meant to be repeated...LOL

[BobS]

"A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on US 95 south, just outside of Washington , Nothing is moving north or south."

That's when you are supposed to fumble around to find:

Jimmy Buffett - The I-95 Song (Were You Born An Asshole).mp3

[nopardons]

Many thanks for you kind words, good thoughts and wishes, and for that dancing clam! :-)

The ribbing I've taken, over my typo, has always been good natured and in shared fun. But YOU have made the joke into something much, much more....something to warm the cockles of my heart.

And if I ever get out to Seattle, I'm going to make certain that I eat at one of those dancing clam places...with YOU! ;-)

[nopardons]

The updated joke is even funnier than the original one! Many thanks for posting it. :-)

[Txsleuth]

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1743668/posts

Here is the thread...I just finished reading all of the posts...

Loved the joke...we need more jokes on this site.

[Danae]

????????????
WTF did all that mean?

LOL

[Danae]

ROFL
Thats a good one!

[MountainFlower]

what's the deal? in my list of options there was nothing about a whiny moose with cheese!? i am stuned! pleese!! this so hugh!! very cirrus!!! series, too! i am going to file a compliant! ::grin::

[GretchenM]

That would be great! I hope you make it out here. Look at some of the natural beauty. This is an early morning view of the Cascade Mountains taken while on Puget Sound (facing east).

[nopardons]

My hair isn't green or blue either. Let's just play along with the joke. :-)

[MountainFlower]

still laughing!! where are the tissues? laughing so hard, my eyes are watering!