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Ann Coulter: What can I do to make your flight more uncomfortable?
Human Events Online (Contributors) ^ | 11-22-2006 | Ann Coulter

Posted on 11/22/2006 2:59:00 PM PST by Vinny

Six imams removed from a US Airways flight from Minneapolis to Phoenix are calling on Muslims to boycott the airline. If only we could get Muslims to boycott all airlines, we could dispense with airport security altogether.

Witnesses said the imams stood to do their evening prayers in the terminal before boarding, chanting "Allah, Allah, Allah" -- coincidentally, the last words heard by hundreds of airline passengers on 9/11 before they died.

Witnesses also said that the imams were talking about Saddam Hussein, and denouncing America and the war in Iraq. About the only scary preflight ritual the imams didn't perform was the signing of last wills and testaments.

After boarding, the imams did not sit together and some asked for seat belt extensions, although none were morbidly obese. Three of the men had one-way tickets and no checked baggage.

Also they were Muslims.

The idea that a Muslim boycott against US Airways would hurt the airline proves that Arabs are utterly tone-deaf. This is roughly the equivalent of Cindy Sheehan taking a vow of silence. How can we hope to deal with people with no sense of irony? The next thing you know, New York City cab drivers will be threatening to bathe.

Come to think of it, the whole affair may have been a madcap advertising scheme cooked up by US Airways.

It worked with me. US Airways is my official airline now. Northwest, which eventually flew the Allah-spouting Muslims to their destinations, is off my list. You want to really hurt a U.S. air carrier's business? Have Muslims announce that it's their favorite airline.

The clerics had been attending an imam conference in Minneapolis (imam conference slogan: "What Happens in Minneapolis -- Actually, Nothing Happened in Minneapolis"). But instead of investigating the conference, the government is now investigating my favorite airline.

What threat could Muslims flying from Minnesota to Arizona be?

Three of the 19 hijackers on 9/11 received their flight training in Arizona. Long before the attacks, an FBI agent in Phoenix found it curious that so many Arabs were enrolled in flight school. But the FBI rebuffed his request for an investigation on the grounds that his suspicions were based on the same invidious racial profiling that has brought US Airways under investigation and into my good graces.

Lynne Stewart's client, the Blind Sheik, Omar Abdel-Rahman, is serving life in prison in a maximum security lock-up in Minnesota. One of the six imams removed from the US Airways plane was blind, so Lynne Stewart was the one missing clue that would have sent all the passengers screaming from the plane.

Wholly apart from the issue of terrorism, don't we have a seller's market for new immigrants? How does a blind Muslim get to the top of the visa list? Is there a shortage of blind, fanatical clerics in this country that I haven't noticed? Couldn't we get some Burmese with leprosy instead? A 4-year-old could do a better job choosing visa applicants than the U.S. Department of Immigration.

One of the stunt-imams in US Airways' advertising scheme, Omar Shahin, complained about being removed from the plane, saying: "Six scholars in handcuffs. It's terrible."

Yes, especially when there was a whole conference of them! Six out of 150 is called "poor law enforcement." How did the other 144 "scholars" get off so easy?

Shahin's own "scholarship" consisted of continuing to deny Muslims were behind 9/11 nearly two months after the attacks. On Nov. 4, 2001, the Arizona Republic cited Shahin's "skepticism that Muslims or bin Laden carried out attacks on the World Trade Center and Pentagon." Shahin complained that the government was "focusing on the Arabs, the Muslims. And all the evidence shows that the Muslims are not involved in this terrorist act."

In case your memory of that time is hazy, within three days of the attack, the Justice Department had released the names of all 19 hijackers -- names like Majed Moqed, Ahmed Alghamdi, Mohand Alshehri, Ahmed Ibrahim A. Al Haznawi and Ahmed Alnami. The government had excluded all but 19 passengers as possible hijackers based on extensive interviews with friends and family of nearly every passenger on all four flights. Some of the hijackers' seat numbers had been called in by flight attendants on the planes.

By early October, bin Laden had produced a videotape claiming credit for the attacks. And by Nov. 4, 2001, the New York Times had run well over 100 articles on the connections between bin Laden and the hijackers -- even more detailed and sinister than the Times' flowcharts on neoconservatives!

Also, if I remember correctly, al Qaeda had taken out full-page ads in Variety and the Hollywood Reporter thanking their agents for the attacks.

But now, on the eve of the busiest travel day in America, these "scholars" have ginned up America's PC victim machinery to intimidate airlines and passengers from noticing six imams chanting "Allah" before boarding a commercial


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Constitution/Conservatism; Crime/Corruption; Editorial; Government; News/Current Events; US: Arizona; US: Minnesota; War on Terror
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To: SandRat

Thats classic!


81 posted on 11/22/2006 4:28:31 PM PST by mylife (The roar of the masses could be farts)
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To: stop_fascism
El Al should meet your requirements.
82 posted on 11/22/2006 4:28:49 PM PST by Churchillspirit (We are all foot soldiers in this War On Terror.)
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To: firebrand

Thanks---


83 posted on 11/22/2006 4:29:26 PM PST by middie
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To: Finalapproach29er

They needed the seat belt extenders to use as weapons.


84 posted on 11/22/2006 4:31:05 PM PST by J_Baird
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To: TopDog2
Pretty standard stuff.
85 posted on 11/22/2006 4:33:04 PM PST by Churchillspirit (We are all foot soldiers in this War On Terror.)
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To: nj26

Knowing Northwest, they were probably the only six "customers" on the plane. You gotta be crazy to fly Northwest!


86 posted on 11/22/2006 4:33:31 PM PST by True Republican Patriot (God Bless America and The Republicans)
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To: Vinny
A Powerline blog article, "More on the Six Traveling Imams" - makes for intersting reading.

http://powerlineblog.com/archives/015982.php

Seems this Omar Shahin has ties to terrorist funding through several of his charitable and religous activities. Steven Emerson exposed his support for groups like Holy Land Foundation (terror funding charity) long ago.

Question: If Shahin is suspected of supporting terrorist activity, why the hell isn't he on a no-fly list?

87 posted on 11/22/2006 4:33:46 PM PST by HardStarboard (Give Pelosi and Reid Enough Rope to Hang Themselves.)
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------------ ALLAH! Protect me from your people. ------------ from Neal Boortz's website
88 posted on 11/22/2006 4:35:57 PM PST by yield 2 the right
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To: Cobra64

US Airways sells food on board their flights.


89 posted on 11/22/2006 4:35:58 PM PST by FormerLib (Sacrificing our land and our blood cannot buy protection from jihad.-Bishop Artemije of Kosovo)
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To: Vinny
If only we could get Muslims to boycott all airlines, we could dispense with airport security altogether.

This has GOT to be one of the top ten quotes of the year!

90 posted on 11/22/2006 4:36:04 PM PST by Right_in_Virginia
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To: capydick
The muzzies who flew to this conference probably scouted their airline in some way

Exactly. We've read of several cases of muslims behaving in bizarre ways aboard a plane. I believe the intent is to provoke a response. Probably a companion is observing the activity surrounding them, and analyzing it, and also noticing the presence or lack of air marshals.

Its an important achievement if airlines are afraid to investigate muslims behaving strangely. Its also important to know how much time they have before security responds, and what is the precise trigger for a security response.

91 posted on 11/22/2006 4:36:06 PM PST by marron
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To: I see my hands

Yep, flew Agony Airlines so many times and they were always consistent. I never had a good flight on Agony Airlines and I love to fly.


92 posted on 11/22/2006 4:36:24 PM PST by True Republican Patriot (God Bless America and The Republicans)
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To: Vinny
The idea that a Muslim boycott against US Airways would hurt the
airline proves that Arabs are utterly tone-deaf. This is roughly
the equivalent of Cindy Sheehan taking a vow of silence.
How can we hope to deal with people with no sense of irony?


The West isn't prepared to accept the answer to that question.

Much less act upon it.
93 posted on 11/22/2006 4:39:40 PM PST by VOA
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To: Vinny
I also heard that their shampoo bottles contained four ounces of liquid.
94 posted on 11/22/2006 4:41:12 PM PST by Tanniker Smith (I didn't know she was a liberal when I married her.)
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To: Eva

And give them each a SPAM or Taylor Pork Roll Sandwich to eat.


96 posted on 11/22/2006 4:41:29 PM PST by True Republican Patriot (God Bless America and The Republicans)
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To: Vinny

Good US Airways customer service and VOICE YOUR SUPPORT!!!! I just did.


97 posted on 11/22/2006 4:41:52 PM PST by Hammerhead
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To: nj26

why didn't CAIR just charter a private jet for them ?


98 posted on 11/22/2006 4:44:02 PM PST by EDINVA
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To: FormerLib
US Airways sells food on board their flights.

That's food? $7.00 for a stale anemic sandwich?

99 posted on 11/22/2006 4:44:45 PM PST by Cobra64 (Why is the War on Terror being managed by the DEFENSE Department?)
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To: mockingbyrd; Vinny
"Three of the men had one-way tickets and no checked baggage."

I flew that way once. Was immediately flagged...

100 posted on 11/22/2006 4:47:31 PM PST by sionnsar (?trad-anglican.faithweb.com?|Iran Azadi| 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | UN: Useless Nations)
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