I think they are sitting in their Liars Lairs, laughing and saying amongst themselves, "Let's really get in their face with our bias!"
Seriously.
I expect the following someday soon:
And when you got into the article, you'd see this:
Said President Bush, "America's hunters must be allowed to donate venison to the hungry. I want to see wasted venison used for the needy. Most hunters kill and eat their prey, often feeding their children. But for those that don't, I hate seeing that good meat go to waste, when it can feed America's toddlers."
"Toddlers... Taste... Like... Chicken".
OK, LAZ, you fill in the blanks! ;-)