Carpet bomb Islam with live hogs.
Hogs deserve a better fate than that, a million cans of spam is a better idea, relabeled of course.....
The more pork the better
I've wondered if anyone had considered producing nonlethal bombs that would disperse an aerosol containing pork molecules. What could be a worse existence for them then a life knowing they wouldn't have a paradise to look forward to? Muslims may even fear such a bomb more than a nuclear weapon. They could avoid live hogs, but they can't avoid breathing! ;)
Why don't we use this tactic more? There is talk of Muslims creating a camp here in Iowa. On land donated by the Corps of Engineers, no less.
Why doesn't some loyal American turn loose a bunch of good ole Iowa hogs?
Too bad the camp is in the eastern part of the state as I understand there are wild boars in the western part of the state. Let's pray for eastward migration.