Apparently natural bodily functions - any and all natural bodily functions - are to be considered beautiful, and flaunted in consequence. Perhaps, then, there's a need in this modern world of ours for the staging of a pee-in. Why hide things once considered private behind walls and barriers? Let's all be open and natural and show ourselves unvarnished and as nature made us! Indeed, it's certain that a dump-in is called for.... Restrooms, indeed - the very idea! Just set a bucket on the floor and we'll all demonstrate the functions of our human plumbing. And clothes - who needs 'em! Why the very idea... Hey, if we play our cards right, we can reverse millennia of repressive civilization, and become headhunters with bones through our noses. Why not!
Jack, honey, you're being such a silly boy. Pee goes in the toilet. Poop goes in the toilet. Milk goes in the baby. All tis can be done without fussing and bothering people. When you've got that straight, Mommy will let you go out and visit with the grown-ups.