Jack, honey, you're being such a silly boy. Pee goes in the toilet. Poop goes in the toilet. Milk goes in the baby. All tis can be done without fussing and bothering people. When you've got that straight, Mommy will let you go out and visit with the grown-ups.
Up yours, you condescending jerk. You understand perfectly well the point I was making, even if you choose to ignore it. No doubt you'll feel, then, that toilets should be placed in the open waiting areas of airport terminals. It's all so natural, right? Good for you. It's not about pee and "poop", moron. It's about subjecting others to your need to exhibit your "all natural" bodily functions.