Nowhere even close to what I said. Your interpretation of obviously means you interpret that Republicans (the status was) is/was evil. You can't polish that turd...
I'll slow it down for you.
Conservatism is good.
Liberalism is evil.
As far as I'm concerned, you're suggesting that allegiance to good for good's sake is fruitless.
If that's not what you meant, clear it up without the D&D references. They mean nothing to me (sorry, not my thing).