Would that be the bus tour, the cruise or the horse-drawn carriage 'deluxe cultural-immersion' special? This features overnights at fortified crack-houses which are guarded by well-armed representatives of local social clubs who will keep you enthralled with hands-on experience, interacting in the vibrant nightlife of the community.
Will there be Crack-tivities for the kids?
Perhaps you could fill us in on the CV of your tour guides?