>>"Ah bloody hell I just quit smoking twelve days ago"
>You're going to die.
But aren't we all going to?
You better keep that under your hat lest you incur the wrath of the global warming, bird flu, smallpox, Bush economy, ozone depletion, anti-nuke, gun control, dying oceans, anti-tobacco crowd.
If you point out the obvious, you undermine their arguments.