[griswold3]

I don't care if it rains or freezes
long as I got my plastic Jesus...

[Veto!]

I don't care if it rains or freezes

Hooo boy, that's an oldie. LOL

I always loved the fellow on radio saying he'd send you a "lifesized autographed picture of Jesus Christ" for a mere $10 donation to his ministry somewhere along the Rio Grande.