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5 reasons the dems being in control is a good thing
Posted on 11/13/2006 8:37:04 PM PST by charming_harmonica
1. No bird flu 2. No category 5 hurricanes 3. No melting of the polar ice caps 4. Due to brilliantly conceived welfare programs, no poor people 5. Immediate removal of the U.S. army from middle-eastern countries that will commence to magically govern themselves peacefully without us.
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To: charming_harmonica
6. free everything! I can hardly wait for my free gas, my free suv, and my free house! Just to name a few.
To: charming_harmonica
I'm still poor! Those jerks! They better get over here with some SERIOUS cash or I'm going to sue for reparations.
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posted on
11/13/2006 8:42:37 PM PST
by
LongElegantLegs
(...a urethral syringe used to treat syphilis with mercury.)
To: Indy Pendance
7. Everyone will be happy as there will no longer be any Conservative Talk Radio…Al Franken's got a new lease on life!
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posted on
11/13/2006 8:47:49 PM PST
by
dgallo51
(DEMAND IMMEDIATE, OPEN INVESTIGATIONS OF U.S. COMPLICITY IN RWANDAN GENOCIDE!)
To: charming_harmonica
1. Gun control
2. Higher taxes
3. Increased minimum wage
4. Increased entitlement spending (not that Dims have a lock on this).
5. Smug, sneering look on all sorts of 'rats faces
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posted on
11/13/2006 8:47:53 PM PST
by
coloradan
(Failing to protect the liberties of your enemies establishes precedents that will reach to yourself.)
To: Indy Pendance
"6. free everything! I can hardly wait for my free gas, my free suv, and my free house! Just to name a few."Hmmmpphhh ! .. I'm still waiting for the muffler tiny tommy d'asshole promised us.
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posted on
11/13/2006 8:48:14 PM PST
by
knarf
(Islamists kill each other ... News wall-to-wall, 24/7 .. don't touch that dial.)
To: charming_harmonica
5 reasons the dems being in control is a good thing Give me 5 millenniums to think of a reason and I'll get back to you.
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posted on
11/13/2006 8:49:11 PM PST
by
EGPWS
(Lord help me be the conservative liberals fear I am.)
To: knarf
LOL! I almost forgot that one.
To: charming_harmonica
Have you noticed the news lately?
Before the election, we saw bombed cars, children running, soldiers firing rifles, and people dying from lack of health care at least every half hour. The world was coming to an end. Iraq, Iran, Afghanistan, Korea, Mexico, ....etc - all in shambles. There was a constant drum beat of war, famine, and suffering.
Now that the democrats are in charge, the world has gone silent. Nothing. You can hear the birds chirping outside.
Biased media? You bet! Overnight the entire universe has changed for the better, and we've entered the millennium of peace - according to the MSM left wing propaganda machine, anyway.
To: charming_harmonica
In our little town during the last two elections the local democrats would keep their election signs up for months after the vote, in sort of a "don't blame me I voted for so-and-so" gesture.
This time, for some reason, all the blue signs came down the very next day. I wonder if they were thinking "oh cr*p, what'd I just do?"
To: concerned about politics
You forget the appearance of the unicorns! la la la la la la!
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posted on
11/13/2006 9:13:06 PM PST
by
oneamericanvoice
(Support Rangle's draft...send a Lefty to Iraq!)
To: charming_harmonica
7. And we can finally admit that we have a great economy!!!
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posted on
11/13/2006 9:15:49 PM PST
by
bpjam
(Don't Blame Me. I Voted GOP.)
To: charming_harmonica
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posted on
11/13/2006 9:16:23 PM PST
by
bpjam
(Don't Blame Me. I Voted GOP.)
To: knarf
I want to see the Dems now get Christopher Reeve walking as I love zombie movies.
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posted on
11/13/2006 9:16:27 PM PST
by
Hillarys Gate Cult
(The man who said "there's no such thing as a stupid question" has never talked to Helen Thomas.)
To: charming_harmonica
9. Record low unemployment!!!!
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posted on
11/13/2006 9:16:42 PM PST
by
bpjam
(Don't Blame Me. I Voted GOP.)
To: charming_harmonica
10. Deficit shrinking to under $250B!!!!
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posted on
11/13/2006 9:17:04 PM PST
by
bpjam
(Don't Blame Me. I Voted GOP.)
To: charming_harmonica
11. North Korea and Iran no longer want to go nukular!
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posted on
11/13/2006 9:17:50 PM PST
by
bpjam
(Don't Blame Me. I Voted GOP.)
To: charming_harmonica
12. We no longer have to waste time, money and solider bother to win democracy in the Middle East!
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posted on
11/13/2006 9:18:19 PM PST
by
bpjam
(Don't Blame Me. I Voted GOP.)
To: bpjam
Can't use the homeless issue. They only go away under a democrat President.
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posted on
11/13/2006 9:18:21 PM PST
by
Hillarys Gate Cult
(The man who said "there's no such thing as a stupid question" has never talked to Helen Thomas.)
To: charming_harmonica
homeless - gone
minimum wage - 20 bucks an hour
health care - free
education - degrees without classes
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posted on
11/13/2006 9:20:49 PM PST
by
stylin19a
("Klaatu Barada Nikto")
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