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I find this article absolutely hilarious. Of course the one item that raises a particular question is if people are too shy to seek help for this problem, how do you know there are 4 million of them?

Regards, Ivan

1 posted on 11/11/2006 4:54:48 AM PST by MadIvan
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Ping!


2 posted on 11/11/2006 4:55:27 AM PST by MadIvan (I aim to misbehave.)
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Toilet phobias range from a mild dislike of public loos to obsessions where sufferers refuse to leave their homes or even undergo potentially life-saving medical examinations.

Thanks for the laugh.

:)
3 posted on 11/11/2006 4:59:21 AM PST by kinoxi
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This is wild, maybe that is why I am a recluse, NOT.


5 posted on 11/11/2006 4:59:42 AM PST by boomop1 (there you go again)
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might have something to do with the fact that a lot of public urinals in the UK are big "let's all pee on the wall" devices


6 posted on 11/11/2006 5:00:30 AM PST by fzx12345 (This tagline has been left blank unintentionally.)
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This looks like a try for more funding for ongoing studies


7 posted on 11/11/2006 5:01:01 AM PST by claptrap (optional tag-line under reconsideration)
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Public health problem.

Needs study.

Send money.


8 posted on 11/11/2006 5:01:12 AM PST by CPOSharky
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It's better than the 25 million French who have bathing phobias...


11 posted on 11/11/2006 5:04:05 AM PST by dirtboy (John Kerry - the world's only re-usable political suicide bomber.)
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To: MadIvan
I find this article absolutely hilarious. Of course the one item that raises a particular question is if people are too shy to seek help for this problem, how do you know there are 4 million of them?

Obvious! They were counted on the hidden bathroom cams!!!!

12 posted on 11/11/2006 5:04:16 AM PST by eeriegeno
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Treatments include ... hypnosis, which utilises techniques such as visualisation

Am I the only one who finds this idea icky?

14 posted on 11/11/2006 5:06:58 AM PST by Mrs Ivan (English, and damned proud of it.)
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Maybe they should get George Michael to do public service announcements to urge folks that public toilets are A-OK and fun for the whole family.

19 posted on 11/11/2006 5:12:27 AM PST by fieldmarshaldj (Cheney X -- Destroying the Liberal Democrat Traitors By Any Means Necessary -- Ya Dig ? Sho 'Nuff.)
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Was that Agoraphbia or Algore-aphobia, the well documented phenomenon of needing to throw up at the mention of his existence?
20 posted on 11/11/2006 5:13:00 AM PST by Mrs Ivan (English, and damned proud of it.)
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"Few people will talk about having an anxiety disorder in the first place, but for them to admit they have a toilet-related phobia is rare because of the obvious embarrassment and humiliation of being laughed at or not being taken seriously."

The ones who have the problem are probably laughing the loudest.

23 posted on 11/11/2006 5:14:10 AM PST by Mr Ramsbotham (Laws against sodomy are honored in the breech.)
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Jeezy Peezy... the Democrats next research project: How many people in America suffer from toilet phobia? How much can we squeeze out of the taxpayers for this dibilitating condition?

Thanks for the chuckle !!!

25 posted on 11/11/2006 5:14:35 AM PST by xtinct (I was the next door neighbor kid's imaginary friend.)
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Toilet Phobia...

Would this be called

toibia?

loobia?

Wham!bia?


28 posted on 11/11/2006 5:16:06 AM PST by bannie
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This comes from some long forgotten just discovered book of fairy tales, yes?


29 posted on 11/11/2006 5:16:33 AM PST by arthurus (Better to fight them over THERE than over HERE)
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How many mama's have said to their families to go before they leave the house?


30 posted on 11/11/2006 5:16:38 AM PST by mtbopfuyn (I think the border is kind of an artificial barrier - San Antonio councilwoman Patti Radle)
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Ivan: The Democrats could solve this problem if it wasn't for the mean Republicans.


34 posted on 11/11/2006 5:24:40 AM PST by popdonnelly
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"Few people will talk about having an anxiety disorder in the first place, but for them to admit they have a toilet-related phobia is rare because of the obvious embarrassment and humiliation of being laughed at or not being taken seriously."

And justifiably so. Like many people, I had to take psychology courses. Whether people dust of their old textbooks, or rummage through the Encyclopaedia of Human Behavior, or the MMPI Casebook, or whatever, come on, has anyone ever heard of this, seriously?

I think the National Health made it up so they can announce cures and treatments for it.

It is so much less challenging and costly than treating Kidney Disease, for example.

Loos in the UK are just fine. They do not harbor monster hairy spiders or bogeymen.

More likely, it is a manifestation of the ubiquitous Big Brother Surviellance Cameras that did it, where CREEPY little wankers sit in a darkened room spying on their neighbors instead of dealing with violent criminals.

35 posted on 11/11/2006 5:25:17 AM PST by Gorzaloon ("Illegal Immigrant": The Larval form of A Democrat.)
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I have a somewhat similar problem. The fews times I've been in the hospital in the last 20 yars and have had to use a bed pan to urinate, I've found it an absdolute devil to make anything flow and its all paychological.


37 posted on 11/11/2006 5:26:56 AM PST by libstripper (!!)
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Bwhahahahahahaha!

Thanks for the good laugh, MadIvan!

Cheers,

sl


41 posted on 11/11/2006 5:29:02 AM PST by saveliberty (We will win this war;even though the Dems are too self absorbed to understand it's a war on freedom)
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