[eeriegeno]

I find this article absolutely hilarious. Of course the one item that raises a particular question is if people are too shy to seek help for this problem, how do you know there are 4 million of them?

Obvious! They were counted on the hidden bathroom cams!!!!

[MadIvan]

Obvious! They were counted on the hidden bathroom cams!!!!

Bathroom cams would also be a legitimate reason not to use a public loo. Given that danger plus George Michael - we may as well give up on having public toilets.

And forget airplane loos too - those are filled with holiday makers from Swansea who want to join the Mile High Club and got stuck to the point that they'll need a crowbar to remove them.

And of course pub loos have the problem of drunkards with poor aim.

No, it's no wonder people are toilet-phobic. It's common sense.

Regards, Ivan