[Battle Axe]

Remember the musicians.....about a dozen or so. Made some trips to the bathroom, starting laughing....They were in mid air.

I'd still open the door and throw them out....but that's me and my name is Battle Axe.

[Idaho Whacko]

Keep a bag of pork rinds in your pocket when you fly. That way, if there are any goat-herders on board, you can start noisily eating them, and say "MMmmmmmm, Pork, I feel sorry for any muslims on board if there is a crash, the dust from these may keep them out of paradise"

[Cindy]

"Remember the musicians..."

Yes, I do.
Thanks for the memory jogger.

[Cindy]

Battle Axe said in part, "Rember the musicians..."

ON THE NET...

THE SUN.co.uk: "ASIANS THROWN OFF FLIGHT" by John Troup ad Tom Reilly (ARTICLE SNIPPET: "The men -- in Islamic robes -- were arguing in a foreign language and then all went to the toilet, one after the other.") (November 10, 2006) (Note: This url may expire.)

stepping back in time...WASHINGTON TIMES.com: "SECOND PASSENGER SAW SUSPICIOUS BEHAVIOR" by Audrey Hudson (July 29, 2004)

stepping back in time...JIHAD WATCH.org (WomensWallStreetJournal.com): "TERROR IN THE SKIES AGAIN?" (July 15, 2004)