"and someone needs to put the Crown Vic out of it's misery".
Not Nice--Chevy put Caprice out of it's misery and where did it get them in the fleet/taxi/police market? The lil' impala? Just not enough car for the money. Not enough power.
Crown Vic's go for UNDER 20K right now, new. Even if you count them as outdated tech, they are VERY reliable over time and survivable in a crash. And they outclass just about everything if you take their pricetag into account.
If you want flashy, like a new Charger, it costs. The Vic keeps me out of a #$%^&* mini-van.
It's called the Ford Falcon, and we need it here *now*.