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Man injured after launching firework from bottom
Yahoo ^ | 11/9/06

Posted on 11/09/2006 7:21:48 AM PST by Mr. Brightside

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To: DungeonMaster
Armageddon!

LOL! That's part of the urban legend / joke that begins with: "In retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake...", right?

101 posted on 11/09/2006 8:45:55 AM PST by Charles Martel (Liberals are the crab grass in the lawn of life.)
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To: usmcobra; Xenalyte; Bacon Man; Hap; humblegunner
Firecrackers don't launch.

Well, that all depends on whether they have the proper gases to propel them...

Never mind...

102 posted on 11/09/2006 8:48:01 AM PST by Allegra (Help! I'm "Stuck in Iraq!" I KNEW I Should Have Studied Harder....)
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To: Charles Martel
LOL! That's part of the urban legend / joke that begins with: "In retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake...", right?

I can't remember how it begins but it definitely involves 2 homos and a hamster and a methane explosion. It's funny how many people recognize that from just one word. :-D

103 posted on 11/09/2006 8:48:34 AM PST by DungeonMaster (Man defiles a rock when he chips it with a tool. Ex 20:25)
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To: Mr. Brightside
The incident took place on November 5, when Britons light bonfires and let off fireworks to commemorate a 17th century plot to blow up the Houses of Parliament.

A plot to destroy Parliament? Hmm... for some reason, I find that story inspiring.

104 posted on 11/09/2006 8:49:29 AM PST by Charles Martel (Liberals are the crab grass in the lawn of life.)
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To: Mr. Brightside
...after sustaining internal injuries including a scorched colon.

It isn't just the injury. It's having to use an industrial power ram to get the ice cubes and ointment into place.

...or so I've heard...

105 posted on 11/09/2006 8:55:04 AM PST by Billthedrill
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To: samtheman
That's gotta hurt.

Not as much as you'd think. There aren't many pain receptors internally. Most pain in the gut comes from stretch receptors being activated. Gas or very large objects can do that. I guess it depends on the size of the rocket.
106 posted on 11/09/2006 8:55:15 AM PST by aruanan
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To: Allegra

I was wondering if he was trying to give the firework a gas powered launch before it.....uh....detonated.


107 posted on 11/09/2006 8:56:48 AM PST by Loud Mime (Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities. - Voltaire)
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To: sully777

Amazing. When did that happen? I never saw anything about it, so must have been hibernating.


108 posted on 11/09/2006 9:00:19 AM PST by Atlas Sneezed (Your FRiendly FReeper Patent Attorney)
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To: aruanan

I think I'll continue on blithely fearing firecracker colon pain and never put it to the test.


109 posted on 11/09/2006 9:07:23 AM PST by samtheman
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To: Long Island Pete

THREE PURPLE HEARTS!!!!


110 posted on 11/09/2006 9:11:10 AM PST by driftdiver
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To: Beelzebubba

The fallout was incredible. Did you notice the melted alloy wheels on the vehicles?

I don't know where the footage originate from on the Youtube link. I know of at least one Delta blowing up but it was aborted further afield and occurred in the early stages of the rocket's development. IIRC, the explosion occurred at Vandenberg, and it was over the ocean.


111 posted on 11/09/2006 9:11:14 AM PST by sully777 (You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
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To: Xenalyte; Allegra; BJClinton; Millee; najida; Maximus of Texas; martin_fierro; MadIvan; ...
Not the smartest person in the UK...



Ugh-- fire burn bum. Fire hot.

112 posted on 11/09/2006 9:19:03 AM PST by sully777 (You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
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To: Xenalyte; Hap; humblegunner; Allegra

I'm just sayin. ;)


113 posted on 11/09/2006 9:24:35 AM PST by Bacon Man
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To: Allegra; usmcobra; Xenalyte; Hap; humblegunner

LOL!


114 posted on 11/09/2006 9:27:33 AM PST by Bacon Man
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To: stylecouncilor

ping


115 posted on 11/09/2006 9:30:43 AM PST by windcliff
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To: Lijahsbubbe
Wow. I don't believe I've ever heard that phrase before.

Zero hits on Google for "scorched colon". Truly amazing, when you think of all the really bizarre word combinations that DO produce hits.

-ccm

116 posted on 11/09/2006 9:30:50 AM PST by ccmay (Too much Law; not enough Order.)
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To: sully777

You stole my avatar!!!!


117 posted on 11/09/2006 9:30:58 AM PST by BJClinton (So what? It's not like the GOP was conservative.)
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To: Mr. Brightside
scorched colon


118 posted on 11/09/2006 9:33:25 AM PST by BJClinton (So what? It's not like the GOP was conservative.)
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To: Mr. Brightside

repeat punchline......"Rectum? H3LL, it dang near killed him!"


119 posted on 11/09/2006 9:38:04 AM PST by OB1kNOb (This is no time for bleeding hearts, pacifists, and appeasers to prevail in free world opinion.)
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To: BJClinton

Is that the same one...? Oops. It wasn't me. Society's to blame. My parents made me eat brussel sprouts. The dog ate my homework. I'm the victim here.


120 posted on 11/09/2006 9:41:50 AM PST by sully777 (You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
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