The lady was checking his card against "the book". With a charming smile I said, "Don't close that,'cause I'm next," and gave my name. A little ole blue-hair lady sitting next to the gal looked at me then asked my husband "She belong to you?"
Before hubby got his mouth even half open I snapped: (politely as possible) "I'm his wife...not his dog."
LOL! 'Course that embarrassed everybody except me and the little ole blue haired lady, God love 'er!
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