Michael Moore: 5 Good Reasons to Vote Today (Barf alert)

Michael Moore ^ | November 7, 2006

[george76]

[subterfuge]

Rather conspicuous that Jimmy Carter's main man laid so low during the election run-up.

[AmericanMade1776]

Where is Michael Moore Loser, you never see him out an about anywhere these days?

[VanDeKoik]

I had 3000 reasons since 2001 to vote today.

I have to stand in place of 3000 people who sadly no longer are alive to vote against leftist pigs like you.

[CzarNicky]

voting against democrats is all the reason I need.

[RegulatorCountry]

"Don't waste your time trying to learn about who the schlump is ..."

Insider advice, from one schlump to another, lol.

[Ouderkirk]

Sure, Mike. Anything you say..... what a maroon.

[claudiustg]

---Don't waste your time trying to learn about who the schlump is that's running for office. ---

Isn't that the Democratic Party Motto?

[ChicagoConservative27]

What a commie pig. It's all about how can we "get" Republicans.

[Theresawithanh]

Wow, a chance to appear on MMs website! Be still, my heart!

Another reason to hope the dems lose today, people looking like idiots on the net for all to see, holding their brooms when they were the party which was swept!

I can't believe people actually listen to this maroon.

[AmericanMade1776]

Small ,fat ,angry man

[george76]

[fatnotlazy]

Small ,fat ,angry man


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Gives us fat people a bad name.

[Catholic Canadian]

This fat piece of sh!t hasn't exploded yet?

[SpinyNorman]

Here was what was said at Spinsanity.com in response to his claims in "Bowling for Columbine:"
(http://64.233.161.104/search?q=cache:2GwzfPgcpDIJ:www.spinsanity.org/columns/20021119.html+%22inaccuracy+in+comedy%3F%22+moore&hl=en&gl=us&ct=clnk&cd=1)


"Here, as ever, Michael Moore just doesn't seem to know what he thinks. When pressed, in fact, he isn't even sure he actually has a point. Appearing on CNN's Moneyline last spring, host Lou Dobbs asked him about the inaccuracies in Stupid White Men. "How can there be inaccuracy in comedy?" Moore responded."

"Satire is not an excuse for dissembling. Great satirists like Jonathan Swift and Mark Twain used hyperbole as a form of social criticism. Michael Moore, however, uses lies, distortions, and nonsensical arguments to mask cheap attacks and promote his own political agenda. Take him seriously at your own risk."

I think the last paragraph says it all.

Moore plays on the ignorance and gullibility that are the hallmarks of the averaga liberal. Too bad that the schools and universities keep pumping them out.

[Question Liberal Authority]

You know, these EXACT SAME PEOPLE will tell you that the Civil War was not about slavery, because the causes were just far too complex to peg on any one issue.

But you can bet your bippy that any gains taken by Democrats will be called "a referendum on Bush and his failed war" by this crowd.

[PBRSTREETGANG]

6. YOU GET TO STOP AT MCDONALDS BOTH GOING TO AND FROM THE POLLS.

[newgeezer]

Michael Moore: ... (Barf alert)

Redundant.

[Chewie84]

5 Good Reasons why people should avoid Michael Moore at all costs:
1. His outward appearance. As you can tell just by looking at him, he's repulsively obese, and I've heard that he has major B.O.
2. His attitude. He has a very foul mouth, is incredibly arrogant, and trashes anyone, public figure or private citizen, who disagrees with him.
3. His political leanings. Moore stands for Socialism. Most Americans with fully functional brains realize that Socialism is a very flawed system which will never work out successfully in real life.
4. His blatant lack of morals or honesty. He constantly uses dishonest and unethical tactics to get people to buy into his theories (i.e. in "Roger and Me," he made an old friend of his, an attorney who was very well- known for his pro- bono activism work on behalf of Flint's poor, look like some callous rich jerk).
5. His blatant hypocrisy. He claims to be fighting the evil corporations for his fellow man, but once publicly said, "F%^k all these small businesses, F$%k 'em all. We need to bring in the chains," and referred to the owners of small businesses as "The rednecks who run the towns and suppress the people." He also makes Halliburton look like the true force of evil in the world, yet he secretly owns several shares of stock in it.