[Diddle E. Squat]

Durvasula, 20, of Morgan Hill, Calif., and Paul, 21, of Woodbury, N.Y., were arrested after surveillance cameras showed them trying to get into the stadium at 1:48 a.m. yesterday, according to court documents...The two students offered conflicting stories about what they were doing at the stadium...

[Diddle E. Squat]

Those kids had watched too many college buddy movies and TV commercials. Re-enacting those stupid Nissan commercials just cost them $100,000 in bail.