Posted on 11/04/2006 12:36:13 PM PST by ThomasThomas
Health officials plan to use DNA testing to reveal the poopy perpetrators behind the sewage fouling Malibu's famously star-studded coastline, the Associated Press reports.
(Excerpt) Read more at foxnews.com ...
most of these celebs think their poop doesn't stink. Now we'll know!
This story is one month ago..... (Phewwwweee...)
...."starting with the most FLUSH-HAPPY of the bunch, like restaurants and Streisand's former abode"
Has to be from Streisand..she's so full of sh*t.
MM
So California, in a big fiscal disaster, wants to run DNA testing on Hollywood stars? Aside from the obvious "bend over and say Aaaah jokes, how are they going to get anyone to submit to a sample? Especially when all that sewage offshore has been "co-mingling" for who knows how long?
And who wants that job in the first place???
The world makes less and less sense to me with every passing day...
Take your time and you'll figure it out. It ain't as convoluted as is mean free path or log mean energy decrement. Nice screen name.
No, I understand the plan. I just can't believe this is for real.
"Excuse me, Mr. Hanks. Could we have a mouth swab so that we can cross-reference your DNA to a few floaters we managed to fish out of the drainpipe?"
You dug up a month-old story to share the stink?
Jon Carry or Howard the Deaniac
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