[Clemenza]

A punk who deserves to get b-tch slapped up the head with some of that hard rye that my grandma used to serve.

I gotta love how these hipster twerps have infested Greenpoint (coming up from Williamsburg) over the past 5-10 years and do nothing but put down the (legal) immigrants and their children who actually work for a living.

That being said, this appears to be poorly written satire by a parks department employee, who should stick to pushing pencils for the city. Even this half-Pole isn't so dense as to not notice this. ;-) Nevertheless, my rant still stands.

[twinself]

"Even this half-Pole isn't so dense as to not notice this."

He's half-Pole as I am half-Stick. With all the respect to the Sticks, of course. ;)