Hari-Kerry

The Peace Moonbeam Chronicles ^ | 11-03-06 | Peace Moonbeam

[Digital Disaster]

November 3, 2006

Berkeley, California

OMG, here we liberals are, cruising to an easy victory in recapturing both Houses, when John Kerry attempts a joke about Bush's stupidity. Unfortunately his own complete and total lack of intelligence negated his ability to tell the joke properly, and next thing you know the whole country's pissed off. That's just great. What is it with this guy, can't anybody in our party make him shut up until after the elections?

Look, we know John is an all-American hero for the part he played in turning public opinion against the Vietnam war in the 70s. We appreciate the fact that he's constantly brought to light the evil deeds of our military, and campaigned for pulling out of this war after he mistakenly voted us into it. He is obviously a man of integrity and honor, but every time he opens his mouth in the last couple of years, the conservatives have had a field day and the Democrats lose votes. Please, somebody make him be quiet until we get some people into office.

Everything had been going so well: Many of our candidates have been talking about "faith" and "values," words that really juice the hicks in middle America and NASCAR country. Of course all our candidates have been hammering Chimpy McHitler on the Iraq war, and just like in the 70s are starting to build a general feeling of hopelessness and despair in the American public that we can't win. Another winning strategy has been to point out how bad our economy is. As strange as it sounds, this has actually been working pretty good! It's kind of like saying, "It stinks in here" - even if it doesn't, half the people think they smell something. Fortunately, many of our supporters aren't exceptionally bright, so when we tell them the economy stinks, they smell it :)

The Democratic National Committee correctly identified that the sound of Nancy Pelosi's voice made people want to slit their wrists, so they told her to be quiet for the last several weeks leading up to the election, and she has. The same with Ted Kennedy, Howard Dean, Charlie Rangel, Barbara Boxer, Harry Reid, Chuck Schumer, Al Gore, and for the most part, they've clammed up. I understand the DNC even insisted that Ted Kennedy not drive anyone any place until after the polls close. But what about John Kerry? Is it too much to ask that the official boat anchor of the DNC zip his pie-hole for ONE FREAKING WEEK? If something like this happened in the GOP, Karl Rove himself would neuter the offender with a pair of nail clippers.

Where's our Karl Rove?

[ASA Vet]

"I'm a COMBAT VETERAN"

[seasoned traditionalist]

WHAT'S WRONG WITH JOHN "THE SNAKE" KERRY

 

 

“You know, education, if you make the most of it, if you study hard and you do your homework, and you make an effort to be smart, uh, you, you can do well. If you don’t, you get stuck in Iraq.”

(John F'n Kerry--October 30, 2006)

if you study hard and you do your homework,

and you make an effort to be smart, uh, you, you can do well.

If you don’t, you get stuck in Iraq.”

(John F'n Kerry--1971)

 

A Snake sheds its skin on a regular basis.  However, when the Snake's skin re-grows, its still a "Snake."

 

[Allegra]

will leave your butt intact

We knew that all along, didn't we? ;-)

[libertarian27]

Great Satire Blog - Thanks for the link - a riot

[dinasour]

It's kind of like saying, "It stinks in here" - even if it doesn't, half the people think they smell something.

Kind of profound, in a way.

It's exactly what they have been doing.

[Allegra]

Is this a parody or a legitimate piece?

It's satire. Good satire.

Peace Moonbeam....LOL!

[Allegra]

Another winning strategy has been to point out how bad our economy is. As strange as it sounds, this has actually been working pretty good! It's kind of like saying, "It stinks in here" - even if it doesn't, half the people think they smell something. Fortunately, many of our supporters aren't exceptionally bright, so when we tell them the economy stinks, they smell it :)

I love this...it's poking fun at the power of the media among the lemmings.

[dinasour]

One catch: You have to come to where I am to do it.

I could send my son over.

Trust me, the days when I could even imagine that I could kick his butt are long gone.

[MortMan]

Would you settle for a slap on the back, or perhaps a genteel kiss on the hand?

After all, my impression of Allegra is that she's a smart, tough, classy woman (is "lady" demeaning) that currently lives in a damned tough neighborhood!

Have a great day!

[Allegra]

Trust me, the days when I could even imagine that I could kick his butt are long gone.

Nobody has done it to me since I was a kid. I only engage verbally and I tend to win those as well.

Why people are threatening me with this is beyond me. I guess if it makes people feel better about themselves...

Send him on over to my place. Tell him to bring lots of attitude. I'm not fearful of much.

[Allegra]

:-)

[sissyjane]

>>One catch: You have to come to where I am to do it.<<

He-He-He!!!! Good one!!

[Cobra64]

I think we know it's a parody.

BTW, on you home page, it says: "Occupation: Capitalist pig. Defense contractor - Procurement and Logistics."

I'd like to know how you were lucky enough to serve our country as a military contractor. I have 30+ years in procurement and distribution logistics.

Please FReepmail me if you have any suggestions as to how I can get involved.

Thanks

[dinasour]

> Why people are threatening me with this is beyond me.

We're teasing you, not threating you.

[dirtboy]

If something like this happened in the GOP, Karl Rove himself would neuter the offender with a pair of nail clippers. Where's our Karl Rove?

No need. Teresa already keeps Flipper's nuts in safe deposit box.

[dirtboy]

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[dighton]

Everything had been going so well: Many of our candidates have been talking about "faith" and "values," words that really juice the hicks in middle America and NASCAR country.

IT’S THE HOMOS, STUPID: An Open Letter to the Conservative-American Community (Iowahawk)

[Allegra]

It's been a tense couple of days. Lines get blurred.

Sense of humor still intact.

[Allegra]

I think we know it's a parody.

Not everybody. Read some of the posts.

[Allegra]

I'd like to know how you were lucky enough to serve our country as a military contractor.

I don't attribute it to luck.

I attribute it to God's will, a strong background in my field with a good reputation, a desire to participate in the war on terror, one way or the other and a sense of adventure..

FReepmail on the way.