[Stoat]

...they were suggesting I masticate on a hard, dark phallus...

Uhhhh, wow.

LOL

I'm suspecting that the leftover Halloween candy here at the stoat cave will disappear at a much slower rate as a direct result of the horrific mental imagery that you have maliciously inflicted upon my neural landscape.

I now need to look at some high-resolution photos of nice ladies in an effort to wash my mind clean of this assault.

...they were suggesting I masticate on a hard, dark phallus...

Uhhhh, wow.

LOL

[Caipirabob]

LOL! Yeah, that was a bit too much. Still, not too far off the mark from the real story. I promise...no lawsuit! : )