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Jelly Babies Candies

[Question Liberal Authority]

The same thing happened to me once when someone handed me a cracker.

[unspun]

Licorice?

[kalee]

Good grief!

[MadIvan]

Well the Jellybabies motto was, "Jelly Babies live in a wibbly, wobbly world of their own."

Regards, Ivan

[Caipirabob]

I've known for years that every time someone hands me a "Tootsie roll" they were suggesting I masticate on a hard, dark phallus...And where is my Lexus for my pain?!?

Tootsie Roll, the most offensive sexual harassment tool known to mankind.../sarc /barf /chunks

Really, there needs to be a financial penalty for wasting the state's time with these cases, both here and abroad. Britain has only a small percentage of cases like these compared to the crap that idiots perpetuate within our legal system. Altering the process via tort reform would be a beginning, and tying heavy financial penalties to cases deemed "frivolous" would go a long way towards curtailing fools who are trying to destroy this country via litigation.

[6SJ7]

The obvious solution is a ban the sale of Jelly Babies or perhaps institute a 10 day cooling off period before allowing a purchase to reduce the temptation to bite off the head of a Jelly Baby.

Interesting to see a raving Islamo-fascist can call for the destruction of Jews and Israel, but prosecutors focus on the serious crime of Jelly Baby discrimination.

[mylife]

"He was seen to bite the heads off of the sweeties, me lord"

[Drango]

A spokesman for the Crown Prosecution Service said: "This was a serious allegation of racial abuse.

snort