[USFRIENDINVICTORIA]

This is my first vanity posting -- please be gentle.

[Tench_Coxe]

"If you work hard and study hard, you'll do well. If you don't, well,
.....you'll get to marry a drunken heiress who eats gin soaked raisins, be a Senator-for-Life from a Northeastern State, and despite the long face, escape the glue factory!

[littlehouse36]

Education...if you make the most of it and you study hard and you do your homework, and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well. If you don't...

you get stuck in a tanning booth and your face turns orange.

[stbdside]

You be stuck drunk as a skunk in an Oldsmobile submarine.

[USFRIENDINVICTORIA]

If you work hard and study hard, you'll do well. If you don't, well, you'll get stuck for a punch line.

[AmericanMade1776]

If you work hard and study hard, you'll do well. If you don't, well, you'll get to be John Kerry's butler and make him Peanut Butter and Jam Sandwiches on Campaign trips, and if you are real stupid, he will use your as a human desk and write notes on your back.

[TET1968]

"...married to an ugly Ketchup heiress".

[kenavi]

"Take my wife...please!!"

[Silly]

[Ouderkirk]

You know... politics... if you make the most of it, you work hard, you use some common sense, and you make an effort to be patriotic, you can do well. If you don’t... you get stuck as the ski-bum-boy-toy of a gin-soaked ketchup dowager.