[Tench_Coxe]

"If you work hard and study hard, you'll do well. If you don't, well,
.....you'll get to marry a drunken heiress who eats gin soaked raisins, be a Senator-for-Life from a Northeastern State, and despite the long face, escape the glue factory!

[Tench_Coxe]

let's cue up the Addams Family theme...