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Man Escorted From Planet Fitness Gym For Grunting
WCBSTV.COM ^ | November 1, 2006 | Tony Aiello

Posted on 11/02/2006 6:01:27 AM PST by JZelle

(CBS) WAPPINGERS FALLS, N.Y. You can lift, strain, crunch and sweat all you want at the Planet Fitness in the Dutchess County village. But whatever you do, do not grunt.

Yep, "no grunting." It says so, in black and white, on a sign posted at the gym. One former member learned the new rule the hard way.

"This is really absurd, especially the part about the grunting," said Al Argibay, a corrections officer who learned first-hand "no grunting" means exactly that.

Argibay, a former competitive bodybuilder, joined the gym in September because it was affordable and convenient.

(Excerpt) Read more at wcbstv.com ...


TOPICS: Culture/Society; US: New York
KEYWORDS: grunting; metrosexual; weightlifting
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Words escape me. You shouldn't be in a gym if this intimidates you.
1 posted on 11/02/2006 6:01:28 AM PST by JZelle
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2 posted on 11/02/2006 6:05:02 AM PST by fredhead (What this world needs is a few more rednecks - Charlie Daniels)
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A 'truth is stranger than fiction' moment. Heck...I've even heard grunting at the local Curves, for pete's sake!


3 posted on 11/02/2006 6:05:06 AM PST by sweet_diane ("They hate us 'cause they ain't us.")
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I agree but if the owner asks you to leave you don't yell, curse, threaten or try to intimidate; you simply leave.


4 posted on 11/02/2006 6:05:29 AM PST by FroedrickVonFreepenstein
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You can lift, strain, crunch and sweat all you want at the Planet Fitness in the Dutchess County village. But whatever you do, do not grunt.

Now, if they'd only apply this to womens tennis...........

5 posted on 11/02/2006 6:06:39 AM PST by Puppage (You may disagree with what I have to say, but I shall defend to your death my right to say it)
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Some people are screamers like Ron White.


6 posted on 11/02/2006 6:07:16 AM PST by Deaf Smith
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Clearly a gym for metrosexuals. I'll bet they offer manicures as well.


7 posted on 11/02/2006 6:07:42 AM PST by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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I guess the gym manager has never seen (or heard) a tennis match.


8 posted on 11/02/2006 6:08:27 AM PST by Hazcat (Live to party, work to afford it.)
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It's the owner's gym and the owner's rules. What so wrong with that?


9 posted on 11/02/2006 6:08:53 AM PST by subterfuge (Tolerance has become the greatest virtue, and hypocrisy the worst character defect.)
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10 posted on 11/02/2006 6:09:07 AM PST by b4its2late (John Kerry changes positions more often than a Nevada prostitute!!!)
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It's the owner's gym and the owner's rules. What so wrong with that?

Sometimes owners have stupid rules. This fella decided to let the public know about them. What so wrong with that?

11 posted on 11/02/2006 6:10:55 AM PST by r9etb
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Yeah...but I bet the same owner will not allow you out of your contract with them. For an activity that you contracted for doing that activity in a reasonable and customary manner.


12 posted on 11/02/2006 6:11:04 AM PST by nevergore (“It could be that the purpose of my life is simply to serve as a warning to others.”)
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I got kicked out of a gym because the women were having accidents because my fine physique was distracting them.


13 posted on 11/02/2006 6:11:41 AM PST by Perdogg (Democratic Party - The political wing of Al Qaida)
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"I got kicked out of a gym because the women were having accidents because my fine physique was distracting them."

I heard it was because they were all suffering abdominal strain from laughing too hard...;-)

14 posted on 11/02/2006 6:14:00 AM PST by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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I got kicked out of a gym because the women were having accidents because my fine physique was distracting them.

Yeah, I know, and it's having to live with yourself afterward that so lousy.

It keeps me awake nights.... :-)

15 posted on 11/02/2006 6:15:13 AM PST by Gorzaloon ("Illegal Immigrant": The Larval form of A Democrat.)
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"We're creating an atmosphere that's not intimidating," said Carol Palazzolo, the gym manager, who yanked Argibay's membership on Monday.

Everybody grunts when they lift something heavy. This owner is soooo out of touch with reality. I was not really surprised to find out the owner was female.

Does she forbid them to sweat also? /roll eyes

16 posted on 11/02/2006 6:16:01 AM PST by metmom (Welfare was never meant to be a career choice.)
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If only they had a NO GRUNTING sign up at the tennis matches.


17 posted on 11/02/2006 6:16:03 AM PST by OldFriend (JOHN F. KERRY, BETRAYING OUR TROOPS AGAIN)
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Planet Fitness, which discourages so-called "musclehead behavior."

Lovely. Are they going to limit how much one can bench as well? How about a nice game of tag....oh wait, we can't play that either.


18 posted on 11/02/2006 6:17:09 AM PST by colinhester
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Do you think the "No Grunting" policy was in the contract he signed?


19 posted on 11/02/2006 6:17:39 AM PST by sausageseller (Look out for the jackbooted spelling police. There! Everywhere!(revised cause the "man" accosted me!)
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ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!


20 posted on 11/02/2006 6:17:40 AM PST by tioga
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