I don't have to act "Christ-like" because I'm not Christian. I'm more of a non-religious, agnostic-scientific-animist-polytheist, thus freeing me from the whole "turn the other cheek" thing.
I believe in beating the enemy into absolute submission, dictating terms of surrender, and then, and only then I can befriend the defeated foe.
Nice try on the guilt trip, though.
Shame on you. You heathen.
How bout this then:
Knock it off all of you. You aren't acting very Boyscout-like.
I hope you will not judge the Fiath by the blather of this harpy.
Fiath=Faith
Guess I slipped into Gaelic back there.