How about if you show up to vote and you can't name the candidates in the major races you just get a swift kick in the ass and are sent home?
But, but, but what will we do when the dead guy wins the money?
What an unbelievably stupid idea!
That's just what we need...to increase the number of people voting who no nothing about the candidates. They're just there to register for the "Grand Prize".
This has to be one of the most idiotic ideas I have ever heard. Never mind my philosophical objections...Sweeten the pot with a million bucks and the voter fraud of today will look like child's play. Sheesh!
At stake: Pick the wrong candidate and have to spend more in taxes.
Could be somebody who has been voting Socialist all these years who wins. Poetic!
I need:
"To cash my "guverment" check
and
A carton of GPCs (lights)
A 12 pack of Pabst
A pint of Evan Williams
A Bag of Pork Rinds
11 Lottery Tickets
3 Little Debbie's Oatmeal Cakes
A $32 Money Order"
"Oh...can I vote in that Milion Dollar thing while I'm here? Them Democrats are cool."
(btw...I'm an Ozarks' redneck that likes pork rinds)