Caption John Kerry

Yahoo! News Photos ^ | 11/1/06 | staff

[redstates4ever]

"US Senator John Kerry (R) and Democratic congressional candidate Patrick Murphy (L) address supporters at a Vote For Change rally in October 2006 in Newtown, Pa. Kerry said he is pulling back from campaigning ahead of next week's midterm elections to avoid the continued distraction created by his remarks that Americans who neglect their education would "get stuck in Iraq."(AFP/Getty Images/File/Jeff Fusco)

[seabreezelover]

Fake suntan detector.

[missnry]

HA HA HA HA
"STUCK IN IRAQ"!!!
THAT IS SUCH A FUNNY JOKE JOHN!
HA HA HA HA!!
TELL ME THAT ONE AGAIN!!

[ZGuy]

("R" and "L" are for Right and Left)

[COUNTrecount]

Would someone tell John Kerry to take off the "Livestrong" wrist band already? No one thought he was cool when he jumped on board that fad and fewer think he's cool now that he's continuing to wear it long after the fad faded.

It looks like the band is now orange.Is it for Botox addiction?

[missnry]

I thought R stood for RETARD and L stood for LIBERAL!

[WardMClark]

"Missed it by that much!"

(Apologies to the late Don Adams.)

[msnimje]

John Kerry (R) -- Now THERE's a scary thought.

It should be a lower case (r) for reject.

[RightResponse]

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Kerry: "And if you voters elect us Democrats, you'll get a lot of blue sky, and we'll carry a stick like this..."

[HoustonTech]

I have more intellegence in my whole brain that President Bush has in the tip of his finger.

[RightResponse]

Sorry, screwed up the damn HTML!

[El Gato]

Now that you are associated with me, this is the chance of your getting elected.

[edpc]

Kerry and Murphy on the campaign trail, leaning far (to their) left, as usual.

[EternalVigilance]

There once was an elitist, John Kerry
His foot in his mouth firmly buried
His real feelings came through
Of what he thought of the troops
Now even Dems think he's politically scary!

[OESY]

At least Kerry didn't leave his party friends high and dry.

[ConservaTexan]

I love hearing the sound of my own voice, especially when I speak into a fuzzy, mink microphone!

[LiberalBassTurds]

It looks like the band is now orange.Is it for Botox addiction?

No orange is for 'Foot in Mouth Disease.' :-)

LBT
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[ItsForTheChildren]

I thought R stood for RETARD and L stood for LIBERAL!

In that case it could stand for Redundant.

[MonicaG]

Maybe it's a fake-n-bake wristband - support your local tanning salon?

[buck61]

The thing I see or don't see is where Kerry's other hand might be.

By judging Murphy's smile I have a good guess.