"Kerry's office said the senator had misread his prepared remarks. They said he had intended to say, "Do you know where you end up if you don't study, if you aren't smart, if you're intellectually lazy? You end up getting us stuck in a war in Iraq. Just ask President Bush.""
This rewrite would only make sense if Bush didn't have 2 degrees from Ivy League schools...achieving better grades than Kerry did.
AND, Bush was a jet pilot - heck, 16 year old kids can pilot a boat of that size.
And it would only make sense if he's saying that education isn't all that important because if you don't study, if you aren't smart, and if you're intellectually lazy, you can end up getting elected and reelected President -- but only if you are lucky enough to run against not one, but two opponents who are even dumber and intellectually lazier than you, right?
Kinda ironical, ain't it?
Would "Freudenschade, baby!" apply here due to him shooting himself in the foot when trying to slam the president?